lunarbirth:

mom: honey, what would you like for your birthday?! :)

me:

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mom: no silly!! i mean a REAL present!!! 

me:

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thevirginnotes:

ruinedchildhood:

Remember when Carlton lost his virginity?

LMAO!!



tesl-4:

trehugger:

today in history class this kid said something about how women belong in the kitchen and my teacher freaked out and he made all the girls in the class write down “at 1:04pm on wednesday november 7th 2012, nick has been blacklisted” and now we’re not allowed to talk to the kid until he comes into class with the 17 apology letters that he’s being forced to write to every girl in the class

i love my history teacher

YEAH, OKAY.



soul-ria:

bap-e:

 baby daddy tho.

Oooh

thefashionellite:

celebs,fashion & streetstyle.

lameborghini:

school taught me a lot of stuff but mostly it taught me how to get ready in 15 minutes



liddohsav:

Women do it as well, not just men. That’s the part that is constantly overlooked.

asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye




illumazombie:

JESUS.

(Source: artpopist)